la'keldrick
A man with a black pole who’s always ready to spray paint your bed.
He came to my party and said, 'I’m here to make some noise.' I said, 'You’re here to make some mess.'
He sent me a DM, 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes.' I said, 'You’ll be there in 10 minutes if you don’t break the door.'
He walked in and said, 'I’m the main event.' I said, 'You’re the main disaster.'