la'keldrick

He walked in and said, 'I’m here to make your day.' I said, 'You’re here to ruin my week.'

He texted me, 'I’m 30 minutes away. Bring snacks.' I replied, 'Bring a mop.'

He came to my house and said, 'I’m not leaving until I finish.' I said, 'I’m not leaving until I call the cops.'

He came to my party and said, 'I’m here to make some noise.' I said, 'You’re here to make some mess.'

He sent me a DM, 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes.' I said, 'You’ll be there in 10 minutes if you don’t break the door.'

He walked in and said, 'I’m the main event.' I said, 'You’re the main disaster.'

He said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re the worst.'

He texted me, 'I’m coming to your house.' I said, 'I’m coming to your hospital.'

He walked in and said, 'I’m the boss.' I said, 'You’re the disaster.'