Lainie
A tall, fun-loving girl who dates guys just because she feels bad for them. She’s the kind of person who’ll make you laugh even if you’re throwing up.
She dated my friend because he looked sad. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'He looked like he needed a girlfriend.' I said, 'He’s still sad.' She said, 'He’ll get better.'
She said, 'I’m going to party all night.' I said, 'Okay.' She said, 'I’m also going to hold your hair if you throw up.' I said, 'That’s a deal.'
She said, 'I’m tall and I love basketball.' I said, 'You’re cool.' She said, 'You’re my friend.' I said, 'That’s the best part.'