Lainie
A magical woman who makes everyone around her feel like dirt. She’s so good, even Baby Jesus is jealous.
My friend said Lainie was in the room. I walked in and saw her. I immediately felt like I was a bad kid who forgot to do my homework.
Lainie walked in and my confidence left. She looked at me and said, 'You’re lucky I’m not mad.' I’m still scared.
She walked into class and my teacher said, 'Why are you all so quiet?' I said, 'She’s here.'