Laingsburg
It should be called Lamesburg. Only 500 kids in the school, so everyone knows everyone. The school’s split into three groups: the stupid rednecks, the stuck-up preppies, and the nerds who all hang out together. Everyone is a complete idiot.
My friend’s school in Laingsburg is so small, he knows the guy who mows the lawn.
I had to sit next to a preppy kid who talked about his shoes like they were the most important thing in the world.
The nerds in Laingsburg all have the same 10 friends and sit in the same spot every day.