Laingsburg

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A tiny Michigan town with about 1200 people who all think they’re the best. It’s got a decent school, but everyone’s white and clueless. The town’s motto is ‘Laingsburg, where men are men and sheep are terrified.’
I moved to Laingsburg and now I know 12 people who all think they’re the most important person in the world.
My teacher said the school’s been integrated for 10 years, but I still haven’t seen a Black kid in my class.
The town’s motto is so dumb, I think it was written by a kid who just finished third grade.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A sauce-filled town in the middle of Michigan that’s also called Laingstucky, The Burg, or L-Town. It’s the kind of place where everyone talks like they’re in a commercial.
My friend’s from Laingsburg and he still says ‘The Burg’ like it’s a big deal.
I went to Laingsburg and the people there all said ‘Awesome sauce’ like it was a religion.
My cousin moved there and now he thinks he’s a ‘local legend’ just because he knows the mayor.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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It should be called Lamesburg. Only 500 kids in the school, so everyone knows everyone. The school’s split into three groups: the stupid rednecks, the stuck-up preppies, and the nerds who all hang out together. Everyone is a complete idiot.
My friend’s school in Laingsburg is so small, he knows the guy who mows the lawn.
I had to sit next to a preppy kid who talked about his shoes like they were the most important thing in the world.
The nerds in Laingsburg all have the same 10 friends and sit in the same spot every day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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