Lainah Braun - Being Lainah isn't a job. It's a curse. You get huge chest m

Being Lainah isn't a job. It's a curse. You get huge chest meat and a brain that thinks being married to a guy is a normal thing.

I tried to be Lainah once. Now I have a chest like a cow and a husband who thinks I'm his sister.

Lainah is like being born with a cheeseburger in your bra and a mental disorder for breakfast.

I’m not Lainah. I’m just a woman with a bad life choice and a lot of breast implants.