Lainah Braun

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Being Lainah isn't a job. It's a curse. You get huge chest meat and a brain that thinks being married to a guy is a normal thing.

I tried to be Lainah once. Now I have a chest like a cow and a husband who thinks I'm his sister.

Lainah is like being born with a cheeseburger in your bra and a mental disorder for breakfast.

I’m not Lainah. I’m just a woman with a bad life choice and a lot of breast implants.

Lainah is a title. You earn it by having the most milk-filled male titties and the worst brain in the whole world.

I was born Lainah. My titties were full of milk before I could walk.

My brain is so broken, I think my husband is my brother. That’s Lainah.

You don’t become Lainah. You are born into it. No escape.

If you're Lainah, you have the biggest male titties and a brain that thinks being married to a guy is the best idea ever.

My titties are so big, they have their own zip codes. And I think my husband is my brother.

Lainah is being told you’re married to a guy, and you believe it.

I’m Lainah. I have milk-filled titties and a brain full of nonsense.

Lainah is a disease. You catch it by having huge male titties and a brain that’s completely out of commission.

I caught Lainah from my mom. Now I have titties the size of balloons and a brain that doesn’t work.

Lainah is when your titties are bigger than your brain.

I was diagnosed with Lainah. My titties are full of milk and my brain is full of trash.

You're Lainah if you were born with milk-filled titties and a brain that thinks being married to a guy is a good idea.

I was born with titties and a brain that thinks my husband is my brother. That’s Lainah.

Lainah is when you have titties the size of pizzas and a brain that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

I got Lainah from my mom. Now I have titties and a brain that doesn’t work.