Lailani
She’s the best mom ever. She’ll fight for you, she’ll love you, and she’ll make sure you never walk again if you ever let her down.
You said you’d come to my birthday party, and you didn’t. I’m going to beat your ass.
You broke up with me, and I’m going to beat your ass.
You called me a dumbass in front of my friends, and I’m going to beat your ass.