Lailani

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A girl so hot she makes boys forget their own names. She’s shy but when she gets going, she’ll roast you like you’re on fire. She’s loyal, funny, and if you ever let her down, she’ll make sure you never walk again.
Yo Lailani, you’re like a pizza with extra cheese and extra sauce, I can’t ignore you.
You said you’d text me back, and you didn’t. I’m coming to your house and I bring the drama.
You’re my favorite person, and I don’t even like you that much yet.
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Lailani is a girl who acts like a lunatic but is really just weirdly chill. She’s got a big heart and will forgive you if you do something stupid. But don’t test her patience, she’s got a temper and it’s not pretty.
You called me a dumbass in front of everyone, and I’m still your best friend.
I fell out of love with you, but I’m still your girl.
You broke my phone, and I’m going to break your face.
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She’s fine as hell and will fight you for every damn thing. She’s got the boys wrapped around her finger, and if you mess with her friends, you’re gonna get your ass kicked. She goes to church, but she still knows how to roast you.
I told you I’d beat your ass if you messed with my girl, and I did.
You said I had a bad hair day, and I’m going to make you regret it.
You called me a dumbass in front of my friends, and I’m going to beat your ass.
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She’s got a face that could make a boy forget his own name and an attitude that could make a teacher scream. She’s smart, loyal, and she’ll be there for you no matter what.
You said you’d come to my birthday party, and you didn’t. I’m going to beat your ass.
You failed your test, and I’m going to help you pass it.
You told me I was ugly, and I’m going to beat your ass.
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She’s hot as hell and she’s got a huge heart. She’ll be with you through everything, and if you ever let her down, she’ll make sure you never walk again. She’s got a lot of boyfriends, but she’s still loyal to the ones she loves.
You broke up with me, and I’m going to beat your ass.
You said you’d come to my birthday party, and you didn’t. I’m going to beat your ass.
You called me a dumbass in front of my friends, and I’m going to beat your ass.
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She’s the best mom ever. She’ll fight for you, she’ll love you, and she’ll make sure you never walk again if you ever let her down.
You said you’d come to my birthday party, and you didn’t. I’m going to beat your ass.
You broke up with me, and I’m going to beat your ass.
You called me a dumbass in front of my friends, and I’m going to beat your ass.
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