laifu
A real wife or husband. Not some fake anime girl you think is real. You have a waifu, but you need a laifu because you’re too desperate to get laid.
"I have a waifu, but I need a laifu.", said by a guy who’s never had a real girlfriend.
"My laifu is real. My waifu is fake.", said by a guy who still believes in aliens.
"I’d rather have a laifu than a waifu any day.", said by a guy who’s never had either.