laifu

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When you talk about life like a stupid Japanese stereotype, just because it rhymes with waifu and you’re too dumb to notice.

"Laifu is the best!", said by a guy who can’t even spell "anime".

"I’m laifu, baby!", said by a guy who still uses a flip phone.

"Laifu is my religion.", said by a guy who’s never left his mom’s house.

When your girlfriend is so important, you’d die if she left you. Even if she’s the only one who ever talks to you.

"If my laifu left me, I’d cry like a baby.", said by a guy who’s never cried before.

"I’d kill my laifu if she said one more thing.", said by a guy who’s never killed anything.

"My laifu is the only reason I get out of bed.", said by a guy who’s never gotten out of bed before.

What stupid weeb kids say when they think they’re cool. They have a channel and a YouTube, but they can’t even make a video without messing it up.

"I’m TheGamingWeebs!", said by a guy who can’t even play games.

"Laifu is the future!", said by a guy who still uses a dial-up internet connection.

"Weeb life is the best life.", said by a guy who’s never lived.

A real wife or husband. Not some fake anime girl you think is real. You have a waifu, but you need a laifu because you’re too desperate to get laid.

"I have a waifu, but I need a laifu.", said by a guy who’s never had a real girlfriend.

"My laifu is real. My waifu is fake.", said by a guy who still believes in aliens.

"I’d rather have a laifu than a waifu any day.", said by a guy who’s never had either.