Laid Over - When you mess up your trip just so you can get some action i

When you mess up your trip just so you can get some action in a random city because you’re too lazy to go home.

I flew from LA to Chicago just to bang my cousin’s friend. Worth it.

I missed my flight to Vegas so I could sleep with the barista. Classic move.

Laid over in Dallas because my ex was there. I didn’t care about the extra cost.