Laid Over

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When you mess up your trip just so you can get some action in a random city because you’re too lazy to go home.

I flew from LA to Chicago just to bang my cousin’s friend. Worth it.

I missed my flight to Vegas so I could sleep with the barista. Classic move.

Laid over in Dallas because my ex was there. I didn’t care about the extra cost.

Changing your schedule just so you can get some quickie sex and then go back to your original plan like nothing happened.

I added a stop in Houston just to blow my coworker. Then I went to Miami like I was never there.

I took a layover in Seattle just to get some snacks and a quickie. Then I kept going.

I added a stop in Philly to bang my friend’s brother. Then I flew to Boston like it was nothing.

Adding time to your trip just so you can have sex with someone who doesn’t know you and then pretend like you’re not a degenerate.

I took a layover in Austin just to bang the hotel clerk. Then I acted like I was on a business trip.

I added a stop in Denver so I could get some ass. Then I went back to my original plan like I was a normal person.

I flew from Atlanta to Charlotte just to sleep with the flight attendant. Then I went to New York like I was never there.