Laid Over
Adding time to your trip just so you can have sex with someone who doesn’t know you and then pretend like you’re not a degenerate.
I took a layover in Austin just to bang the hotel clerk. Then I acted like I was on a business trip.
I added a stop in Denver so I could get some ass. Then I went back to my original plan like I was a normal person.
I flew from Atlanta to Charlotte just to sleep with the flight attendant. Then I went to New York like I was never there.