laid man
A Laid Man is like a man who's got a new girlfriend every day, and still has time to complain about everything else.
This Laid Man has 5 girlfriends and still has time to text me about his problems.
He’s a Laid Man. He's been with 3 girls this week and still has time to eat tacos.
This guy is a Laid Man. He’s got 2 girls and still has time to play video games.