laid man

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A Laid Man is a man who can't stop getting laid. He's not just getting lucky once, he's getting laid like it's his full-time job. He's the man who's always getting his rocks off.
My buddy is a Laid Man. He's been with 5 different girls this month and still has time to binge-watch shows.
This guy is a Laid Man. He’s got a new girlfriend every week and still has time to eat tacos.
He's a Laid Man. He’s got 3 girls on the side and still has time to text his mom.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A Laid Man is a man who gets laid more than a pizza delivery guy gets tips. He's got a new girlfriend every other day and still has time to complain about his job.
This Laid Man has 4 girlfriends and still finds time to text me about his problems.
He's a Laid Man. He got laid twice this week and still had time to eat a whole pizza.
This guy is a Laid Man. He's got 2 girls on the side and still has time to play video games.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A Laid Man is a man who gets laid so much, he doesn’t even need a girlfriend, he just needs a bed and a girl who’s willing to do it.
He’s a Laid Man. He’s been with 6 different girls this month and still has time to complain about his life.
This Laid Man has 3 girlfriends and still has time to play Fortnite.
He’s a Laid Man. He gets laid every day and still has time to eat breakfast.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A Laid Man is a man who doesn't get laid, he gets laid constantly. It's not a one-time thing, it's a full-time job.
He's a Laid Man. He got laid 3 times this week and still has time to text me about his problems.
This Laid Man is always getting laid. He’s got 4 girls and still has time to play video games.
He’s a Laid Man. He gets laid every day and still has time to eat a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A Laid Man is like a man who's got a new girlfriend every day, and still has time to complain about everything else.
This Laid Man has 5 girlfriends and still has time to text me about his problems.
He’s a Laid Man. He's been with 3 girls this week and still has time to eat tacos.
This guy is a Laid Man. He’s got 2 girls and still has time to play video games.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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