laid man
A Laid Man is a man who gets laid more than a pizza delivery guy gets tips. He's got a new girlfriend every other day and still has time to complain about his job.
This Laid Man has 4 girlfriends and still finds time to text me about his problems.
He's a Laid Man. He got laid twice this week and still had time to eat a whole pizza.
This guy is a Laid Man. He's got 2 girls on the side and still has time to play video games.