laid for the gods - You look so good, even the gods would envy you. You're like

You look so good, even the gods would envy you. You're like a human who got a beauty boost from the devil.

I came out of the bathroom looking like a goddess. I was laid for the gods.

I did my makeup so good, even my dog asked for a mirror. I was laid for the gods.

I looked so good, the sun tried to shine on me. I was laid for the gods.