laid for the gods

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You look so good, you could make a god blush. You're basically a human glitter bomb with a side of attitude.

My hair looked like a raccoon got a perm and my makeup looked like a war zone. I was laid for the gods.

I walked into the club and the DJ stopped the music. I was laid for the gods.

My face looked like it was made in heaven. I was laid for the gods.

You look so good, even the gods would envy you. You're like a human who got a beauty boost from the devil.

I came out of the bathroom looking like a goddess. I was laid for the gods.

I did my makeup so good, even my dog asked for a mirror. I was laid for the gods.

I looked so good, the sun tried to shine on me. I was laid for the gods.

You look so good, you're basically a human version of a god. You've got the face of an angel and the attitude of a saint.

I looked so good, my mirror broke from jealousy. I was laid for the gods.

I came to the party looking like I just walked out of a beauty contest. I was laid for the gods.

I looked so good, even the moon took a selfie. I was laid for the gods.