laid-black
When white folks try too hard to be cool with black people by using fake slang and weird handshakes, like they're trying to pass a stupid test.
'Yo, man, that bag is lit!' while holding hands like they're best friends.
'You cool, bro?' while giving a handshake that looks like a wrestling move.
Saying 'That's fire!' while pointing at a pizza like it's the Mona Lisa.