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When white folks try too hard to be cool with black people by using fake slang and weird handshakes, like they're trying to pass a stupid test.
'Yo, man, that bag is lit!' while holding hands like they're best friends.
'You cool, bro?' while giving a handshake that looks like a wrestling move.
Saying 'That's fire!' while pointing at a pizza like it's the Mona Lisa.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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When white people try to sound like they're from the city by using slang they don't actually understand, and it's super obvious they're just trying to be friendly.
'You know, man, that’s on fleek.' while looking confused.
Saying 'That’s straight fire' and then laughing like it’s the funniest thing ever.
Trying to say 'That’s lit' and accidentally saying 'That’s lited.'
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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When white people act like they're down with black culture, but they're just using words they heard in a movie, and it's kind of ridiculous.
'You know, bro, that’s the bomb.' while looking like they just stepped out of a 90s movie.
Saying 'That’s fresh' and then looking at their shoes like they're trying to figure out what 'fresh' means.
Trying to say 'That’s on point' and just saying 'on point' like it's a password.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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When white people try to be cool with black people by using slang they don't understand, and it's like they're trying to impress a kid.
'You know, man, that’s straight fire.' while looking like they just learned the word 'fire'.
'You cool, bro?' while giving a handshake that looks like they're about to fight.
Saying 'That’s lit' and then looking confused like they just stepped into a different world.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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When white people try too hard to be cool with black people, and it's like they're trying to win a contest they don't know they're in.
'That’s the bomb, man!' while looking like they're about to cry.
'You know, bro, that’s straight fire.' while giving a handshake that looks like a weird dance move.
Saying 'That’s lit' and then looking like they just remembered they had to be somewhere.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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