laid a brick - To let your poop fall out like it's trying to take over the

To let your poop fall out like it's trying to take over the world, usually in the worst possible spot.

I laid a brick on my mom's brand new carpet. She said I was a disgrace.

In the middle of a video call, I laid a brick on my laptop. My coworkers were horrified.

I laid a brick on the floor of the grocery store. The clerk asked if I was done.