laid a brick

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To let a big poop drop out of your butt, usually when you least expect it and it makes a mess.

I was walking down the hallway and laid a brick on the floor. My teacher looked at me like I was a monster.

During the meeting, I laid a brick right in my boss's shoe. He screamed and ran out.

I tried to hold it in during the test, but I laid a brick on my desk. The whole class laughed.

To let your poop fall out like it's trying to take over the world, usually in the worst possible spot.

I laid a brick on my mom's brand new carpet. She said I was a disgrace.

In the middle of a video call, I laid a brick on my laptop. My coworkers were horrified.

I laid a brick on the floor of the grocery store. The clerk asked if I was done.

To drop a poop like it's the final battle, usually when you're trying to be cool and it ruins everything.

I was trying to impress my crush, but I laid a brick on the floor. They ran away.

During the final game of the season, I laid a brick on my teammate's shoe. We lost.

I laid a brick in the middle of my mom's kitchen. She said I was a disaster.

To let a poop escape like it’s on a mission, usually when you're trying to be quiet and it’s the loudest thing ever.

I was trying to sleep, but I laid a brick on my bed. It woke up the whole house.

I laid a brick in the library. The librarian gave me a death stare.

I laid a brick on my dad’s shirt. He said I was the worst kid ever.

To let your poop fall out like it's the best thing ever, usually when you're trying to be tough and it shows you're not.

I laid a brick in the middle of the street. The whole neighborhood saw it.

During a tough fight, I laid a brick on my friend’s shoe. He laughed at me.

I laid a brick on my teacher’s desk. She said I was the worst student ever.