laid a brick - To let your poop fall out like it's the best thing ever, usu

To let your poop fall out like it's the best thing ever, usually when you're trying to be tough and it shows you're not.

I laid a brick in the middle of the street. The whole neighborhood saw it.

During a tough fight, I laid a brick on my friend’s shoe. He laughed at me.

I laid a brick on my teacher’s desk. She said I was the worst student ever.