Lahori Ahmadi
A Muslim who’s stuck in a tiny group called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community. They’re cheap, they say no more prophets can come after Muhammad, and they think Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a Muslim who wore nice clothes.
They argue over stupid stuff like whether you can be a prophet after Muhammad. What even is that?
They say Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a Muslim who wore nice clothes. What’s next, a Muslim who sings opera?
They’re cheap, so they won’t call anyone an infidel. They’re too scared to fight.