Lahori Ahmadi

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A Muslim who’s part of a tiny, bickering group called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community. They started fighting because they’re cheap, they think no more prophets can come after Muhammad, and they say Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a regular Muslim saint, not a prophet.
I swear, if one more person calls me an infidel, I’m gonna punch them.
They’re so cheap, they think you can’t be a prophet after Muhammad. What a load of crap.
They said Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a saint. Like he was the guy who cleaned the mosque.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Muslim who’s stuck in a tiny group called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community. They’re cheap, they say no more prophets can come after Muhammad, and they think Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a Muslim who wore nice clothes.
They argue over stupid stuff like whether you can be a prophet after Muhammad. What even is that?
They say Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a Muslim who wore nice clothes. What’s next, a Muslim who sings opera?
They’re cheap, so they won’t call anyone an infidel. They’re too scared to fight.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Muslim who’s in a tiny group called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community. They’re cheap, they think no more prophets can come after Muhammad, and they say Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a Muslim who had a strong personality.
They say Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a Muslim with a strong personality. Who needs prophets when you can have strong personalities?
They’re cheap and won’t call anyone an infidel. They’re too lazy to fight.
They think no more prophets can come after Muhammad. That’s like saying no more pizza can be eaten after the first slice.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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