lahoaded
Being so wasted you can’t walk straight. You’ll probably vomit on someone, poop your pants, and then yell at everyone for no reason. You might end up with a guy who smells like a dead raccoon.
I vomited on my teacher and then asked her out. #lahoaded
I pooped my pants and told my mom I was running for president. #lahoaded
I yelled at my dog for no reason and then cried. #lahoaded