lahoaded

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Being so drunk you can’t tell your ass from your face. You pass out, throw up like a dog with a bad case of the flu, and probably poop your pants. You’ll yell at anyone who looks at you and cry like a baby.

I woke up in a ditch with a raccoon for a roommate. #lahoaded

I tried to text my mom and sent a selfie of my face covered in vomit. #lahoaded

I told my boss I was quitting and then cried in the parking lot. #lahoaded

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero. You’ll yell at the moon, punch the wall, and maybe end up with a guy who looks like a goat. You’ll probably cry in the middle of it all.

I told my crush I loved him, then cried and asked him to marry me. #lahoaded

I fought with my brother over a bag of chips and cried in the hallway. #lahoaded

I tried to dance and ended up faceplanting into a pizza. #lahoaded

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Being so wasted you can’t walk straight. You’ll probably vomit on someone, poop your pants, and then yell at everyone for no reason. You might end up with a guy who smells like a dead raccoon.

I vomited on my teacher and then asked her out. #lahoaded

I pooped my pants and told my mom I was running for president. #lahoaded

I yelled at my dog for no reason and then cried. #lahoaded

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When you’re so drunk you forget who you are. You’ll probably cry, vomit, and try to flirt with a guy who looks like a horse. You might end up in a ditch with a bunch of strangers.

I cried in the street and told a stranger I loved him. #lahoaded

I vomited on my friend and then tried to hug him. #lahoaded

I ended up in a ditch with a guy who looked like a cow. #lahoaded

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Being so drunk you think you’re a king. You’ll yell at people, vomit on the floor, and maybe end up with a guy who looks like a donkey. You might cry and then try to dance in a ditch.

I yelled at my teacher and then cried in the hallway. #lahoaded

I vomited on my friend and asked him to be my queen. #lahoaded

I danced in the ditch and cried like a baby. #lahoaded

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When you’re so wasted you think you’re a monster. You’ll probably vomit, poop your pants, and yell at anyone who looks at you. You might end up with a guy who looks like a goat and cry in the middle of it all.

I vomited on my mom and told her I was a monster. #lahoaded

I pooped my pants and yelled at my brother. #lahoaded

I cried in the middle of the street and told a stranger I loved him. #lahoaded

by Slangipedia 6h ago