lahmanie
A lahmanie is your best friend who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still help you when you’re in trouble. She’s got a lot of flaws, but she’s got your back.
You: My dog ate my homework. Lahmanie: I’ll eat your dog.
Lahmanie: You’re dumb. But I still love you.
You: I failed again. Lahmanie: I’ll fail with you. Again.