lahmanie

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A lahmanie is the most athletic girl on the planet. She’s the one who’ll beat you up if you talk trash, but still let you cry on her shoulder when you fail math.
You: I failed the test. Lahmanie: I’ll fail with you. Let’s fail together.
Lahmanie: You said you’d beat me. I’m gonna beat you in gym.
Lahmanie: I’ll eat your lunch. You: I’ll eat your feelings.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A lahmanie is a girl who looks like a superhero but acts like a complete disaster. She’s smart, loud, and eats like a horse.
Lahmanie: I can solve this equation. Then she eats a whole pizza.
You: I’m gonna win the race. Lahmanie: I’ll beat you. And I’ll eat your snacks.
Lahmanie: I’m smart. I’m loud. I’m also eating your last donut.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A lahmanie is your best friend who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still help you when you’re in trouble. She’s got a lot of flaws, but she’s got your back.
You: My dog ate my homework. Lahmanie: I’ll eat your dog.
Lahmanie: You’re dumb. But I still love you.
You: I failed again. Lahmanie: I’ll fail with you. Again.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A lahmanie is a girl who’s got everything going for her, but she’ll still let you mess up and laugh at you for it. She’s tall, skinny, and eats like a monster.
You: I’m gonna win the game. Lahmanie: I’ll eat your pizza and win.
Lahmanie: I’m tall. I’m skinny. I’m also eating your lunch.
You: I messed up. Lahmanie: I messed up too. And I ate your last snack.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A lahmanie is the girl who’ll take your trash and turn it into gold. She’s funny, loud, and will eat your face if you don’t watch out.
You: I’m gonna fail. Lahmanie: I’ll fail with you. And I’ll eat your face.
Lahmanie: I’m funny. I’m loud. I’m also eating your last pizza.
You: I’m trash. Lahmanie: I’m gold. And I’m eating your lunch.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A lahmanie is the girl who’s got a lot going on, but she still makes you feel like the best person in the world. She’s got flaws, but she’s got your back.
You: I’m the worst. Lahmanie: I’m the best. And I’ll eat your last donut.
Lahmanie: I’ve got flaws. But I still love you.
You: I messed up. Lahmanie: I messed up too. And I still love you.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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