lahmanie
A lahmanie is the girl who’ll take your trash and turn it into gold. She’s funny, loud, and will eat your face if you don’t watch out.
You: I’m gonna fail. Lahmanie: I’ll fail with you. And I’ll eat your face.
Lahmanie: I’m funny. I’m loud. I’m also eating your last pizza.
You: I’m trash. Lahmanie: I’m gold. And I’m eating your lunch.