lahmajoun - A frozen Armenian meat pie that’s basically the ghost of a p

A frozen Armenian meat pie that’s basically the ghost of a pizza that got microwaved to death.

I opened my lahmajoun packet and it looked like it had been through a war and a microwave.

That lahmajoun was so bad, I think it cried in the microwave.

I ate lahmajoun for dinner and now I’m haunted by the ghost of a pizza.