lahmajoun

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Armenian pizza that’s so crispy it’ll make your mouth feel like it just got a tattoo from a angry donut.

I ate lahmajoun for breakfast and my tongue is now a crispy bacon strip.

My lahmajoun was so good, my dog stole my plate and now he’s a crispy beef connoisseur.

That lahmajoun was so crispy, it sounded like my mom’s old flip phone ringing.

A frozen Armenian meat pie that’s basically the ghost of a pizza that got microwaved to death.

I opened my lahmajoun packet and it looked like it had been through a war and a microwave.

That lahmajoun was so bad, I think it cried in the microwave.

I ate lahmajoun for dinner and now I’m haunted by the ghost of a pizza.

A greasy, beefy Armenian pizza that’s like your lunch got into a fight with a donut and lost.

That lahmajoun was so greasy, I could’ve used it to oil my car.

I ate lahmajoun and now my lunch is a greasy, beefy criminal.

My lahmajoun was so greasy, it looked like it had a side of oil and a bad attitude.