lahlee
Lahlee is a magical being who smiles like she's your best friend, but if you cross her, she'll make you eat a whole pizza for breakfast and then call your mom.
Text: 'You said you'd never leave me.' I replied: 'I didn't say that.' Then she called my mom.
At the park: 'You're my friend. I'll prove it by making you eat that pizza.'
DM: 'You think you're funny? Wait till I tell your whole class.'