lahlee

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Lahlee is a goddamn fairy who thinks she's the queen of the universe. She'll smile at you like you're her best friend, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your face off with her bare hands.

Lahlee: 'Hey, cool shirt.' Me: 'Thanks.' 30 minutes later: 'You’re gonna regret that.'

DM: 'You think you're funny? I'll show you funny.'

At the mall: 'You bought that shirt? I'll buy you a new one... and then I'll beat you up.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Lahlee is a blue-eyed blonde walking disaster who thinks she's the only one who matters. She'll be nice to you until you annoy her, and then she'll curse your name for life.

Lahlee: 'You're my friend.' Me: 'Okay.' 10 minutes later: 'Why did I even talk to you?'

Text: 'You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.'

At the cafeteria: 'You took my last taco? I'll haunt you in the afterlife.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Lahlee is a magical being who smiles like she's your best friend, but if you cross her, she'll make you eat a whole pizza for breakfast and then call your mom.

Text: 'You said you'd never leave me.' I replied: 'I didn't say that.' Then she called my mom.

At the park: 'You're my friend. I'll prove it by making you eat that pizza.'

DM: 'You think you're funny? Wait till I tell your whole class.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago