Lahkeisis
Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans like they're royalty and will yell at you if you don't respect them.
You said lahkeisis looked like a giant taco. They yelled at you for 3 minutes.
Lahkeisis saw you wearing a hat and started screaming about how turbans are superior.
You tried to be friends with lahkeisis. They said you're not good enough.