Lahkeisis

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Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans like it's their job and will cuss you out for no reason if you mess with them.
You: Hey lahkeisis. What's up? Lahkeisis: I'm fine. You: I'm gonna cuss you out. Lahkeisis: You're already doing it.
Lahkeisis saw you eat a taco and started screaming about how you ruined their life.
You asked lahkeisis if they wanted a snack. They said no. Then they cussed you for 10 minutes.
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Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans like they're royalty and will yell at you if you don't respect them.
You said lahkeisis looked like a giant taco. They yelled at you for 3 minutes.
Lahkeisis saw you wearing a hat and started screaming about how turbans are superior.
You tried to be friends with lahkeisis. They said you're not good enough.
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Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans and will cuss you out if you even look at them wrong.
You looked at lahkeisis wrong. They cussed you out for 5 minutes.
You tried to ignore lahkeisis. They cussed you out for ignoring them.
Lahkeisis saw you eating a burger and started cussing you for ruining their life.
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Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans and is the biggest bitch you've ever met. They will cuss you out for no reason.
You said hello to lahkeisis. They cussed you out for being too friendly.
Lahkeisis saw you wearing a hat and started cussing you for being a disgrace.
You asked lahkeisis a question. They cussed you for being too bold.
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Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans and will cuss you out if you don't give them snacks.
You didn't bring snacks. Lahkeisis cussed you out for being a snack-less monster.
Lahkeisis asked for a snack. You said no. They cussed you for being a snack-hater.
You brought snacks. Lahkeisis cussed you for not bringing enough.
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Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans and will cuss you out if you don't respect their title.
You called lahkeisis a taco. They cussed you out for not respecting their title.
You didn't bow to lahkeisis. They cussed you for being disrespectful.
You said lahkeisis was ugly. They cussed you for being a disgrace.
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