lahar
When a guy walks out, drinks too much ale, and then gets stuck in a pile of sh** 500 meters from his house. It’s like the universe said, 'No, you can’t go home now.'
I was 500 meters from home and now I'm in a pile of sh**.
He had two ales and now he's stuck in a pile of sh**.
I walked 500 meters, drank two ales, and got stuck in a pile of sh**.