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#mudslide#volcano#third-world

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The hot, stinking, disaster of a mudslide that happens when a glacier on top of a sleeping volcano explodes like a f***ing bomb and melts. Also the hot, stinking, disaster of a mudslide that happens when you sip the tap water in a third-world shithole and it f***ing kills you.
I drank the tap water and now I’m drowning in mud.
The volcano just threw a mudslide at me like it was my ex.
That tap water was a trap. A trap I did not escape.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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To yell at someone like you just got f***ed over by your mom and your ex at the same time. It’s loud, it’s mean, and it’s got no f***ing mercy.
You said I was a f***ing idiot in front of my entire class.
He called me a f***ing failure in front of my dog.
She screamed at me like I stole her pizza and her dreams.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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When a guy walks out, drinks too much ale, and then gets stuck in a pile of sh** 500 meters from his house. It’s like the universe said, 'No, you can’t go home now.'
I was 500 meters from home and now I'm in a pile of sh**.
He had two ales and now he's stuck in a pile of sh**.
I walked 500 meters, drank two ales, and got stuck in a pile of sh**.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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