Lahar of shit
A lahar of shit is when you leave the pub feeling like a king, but by the time you get to your front door, you’re just a man who smells like a toilet.
I left the pub like a king, but I smelled like a toilet when I got home. My wife was horrified.
I left the pub like a king, but I smelled like a toilet when I got home. My dog ran away from me.
I left the pub like a king, but I smelled like a toilet when I got home. I looked like a man who just got hit by a dump truck.