Lahar of shit

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A lahar of shit is when you’re walking home after a few too many drinks and suddenly your pants are full of poop. It’s like nature’s way of saying, ‘You’re not a man, you’re a disaster.’

I tried to walk home after the pub, and my pants were full of poop. My dog ran away from me.

I had two ales and now my pants are a toilet. I think I’m going to die.

I walked home and my pants were full of poop. I looked like a man who just got attacked by a pig.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lahar of shit is when you’re 500 meters from home, and your body decides it’s time for a poop party. You’re just a man trying to be a man, but your guts have other ideas.

I was 500 meters from home and my guts started a poop party. I had to run to the nearest tree.

I was halfway home when my guts decided to start a poop party. I looked like a man who just got hit by a truck.

I was 500 meters from home and my guts started a poop party. I had to take a detour through the park.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lahar of shit is when you leave the pub feeling like a king, but by the time you get to your front door, you’re just a man who smells like a toilet.

I left the pub like a king, but I smelled like a toilet when I got home. My wife was horrified.

I left the pub like a king, but I smelled like a toilet when I got home. My dog ran away from me.

I left the pub like a king, but I smelled like a toilet when I got home. I looked like a man who just got hit by a dump truck.

by Slangipedia 9d ago