Laguson
A guy with no game but still pulls. He’s got guts, he’s creative, and he acts like a lunatic. He’s so crazy it’s funny, but he doesn’t let pride get in the way. He knows how to have a good time and doesn’t care who sees it.
He showed up to my house wearing a chicken suit and said he was my new best friend. I said no. He said, 'You’re not ready for me yet!' and left.
He sent me a text that said, 'I think you’re cute. I’m not sure if you’re cute enough to be my girlfriend.' I said no. He cried.
He tried to do a magic trick at my birthday and set my cake on fire. He said it was intentional.