Laguson

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A guy with zero game but still pulls. He’s got guts, a wild imagination, and loves to show off like a fool. He’s so dramatic it’s ridiculous, but he doesn’t let pride ruin him. He knows how to party and doesn’t care who sees it.
He texted me 10 times in a row just to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. I said no. He said, 'You’re missing out!' and hung up on me.
He proposed to his crush in front of the entire school during lunch. No one asked him why.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got sent to his room for the rest of the day.
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A guy with no game who still manages to pull. He’s got guts, he’s creative, and he acts like a clown. But he doesn’t let pride mess him up. He’s got a good time and doesn’t care who sees it.
He walked into the store wearing a cape and a crown and asked the cashier if he could try on the shoes. She said no. He cried.
He sent me a 5-minute voice note of him singing 'I Will Survive' in the shower. I blocked him.
He tried to kiss my brother at the pizza place. My brother told him to leave. He didn’t.
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A guy with no game but still pulls. He’s got guts, he’s creative, and he acts like a lunatic. He’s so crazy it’s funny, but he doesn’t let pride get in the way. He knows how to have a good time and doesn’t care who sees it.
He showed up to my house wearing a chicken suit and said he was my new best friend. I said no. He said, 'You’re not ready for me yet!' and left.
He sent me a text that said, 'I think you’re cute. I’m not sure if you’re cute enough to be my girlfriend.' I said no. He cried.
He tried to do a magic trick at my birthday and set my cake on fire. He said it was intentional.
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