Lagunalepsy - A disease where you can’t escape a conversation about someon

A disease where you can’t escape a conversation about someone’s face and you’re stuck in a loop of 'Thanks, hun.'

Alex says, 'I like your face.' Jason says, 'Thanks, hun.' You say, 'Just kill me now.'

You think about running away but your legs won’t move because you’re too brain-dead.

You write a letter to the TV and it doesn’t respond.