Lagunalepsy

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When you see Laguna Beach on TV and you can’t change the channel because you’re too stunned and your brain is fried like a fried egg.
You’re stuck watching Alex and Jason talk about their shirts like they’re on a dating show.
You try to grab the remote but your hands won’t work because you’re too confused.
You whisper, 'Why is this happening to me? I just wanted to watch a movie.'
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It’s when you’re forced to watch a whole conversation about someone’s pants and you want to die in the most painful way possible.
Alex says, 'I like your pants.' Jason says, 'Thanks, hun.' You scream, 'I don’t even know who you are!'
You’re trying to eat your dinner and you can’t because you’re too mad at the conversation.
You think about throwing the TV out the window like it’s your enemy.
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A disease where you can’t escape a conversation about someone’s face and you’re stuck in a loop of 'Thanks, hun.'
Alex says, 'I like your face.' Jason says, 'Thanks, hun.' You say, 'Just kill me now.'
You think about running away but your legs won’t move because you’re too brain-dead.
You write a letter to the TV and it doesn’t respond.
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