Laguna Niguel
A fancy city near the ocean where all the rich white folks live. They drive fancy cars, walk their tiny dogs like they’re royalty, and sip on Starbucks like it’s water. Everyone looks like they just stepped out of a yoga class and a makeup ad.
My cousin lives in Laguna Niguel. She walks her poodle on the beach and drinks a Starbucks every day. She’s basically a human influencer.
I went to a party in Laguna Niguel and everyone had perfect skin and perfect hair. I looked like I had a bad day at the gym.
My friend’s mom lives in Laguna Niguel. She says she’s rich, but I think she just pays for everything.