Laguna Niguel

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A fancy city near the ocean where all the rich white folks live. They drive fancy cars, walk their tiny dogs like they’re royalty, and sip on Starbucks like it’s water. Everyone looks like they just stepped out of a yoga class and a makeup ad.

My cousin lives in Laguna Niguel. She walks her poodle on the beach and drinks a Starbucks every day. She’s basically a human influencer.

I went to a party in Laguna Niguel and everyone had perfect skin and perfect hair. I looked like I had a bad day at the gym.

My friend’s mom lives in Laguna Niguel. She says she’s rich, but I think she just pays for everything.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A city that’s so rich, it makes you feel poor just by looking at it. You can’t even live near the ocean because it’s too expensive.

I tried to move to Laguna Niguel, but my rent was $4000 a month. I had to move back to the hood.

My friend’s sister moved to Laguna Niguel and now she has a Starbucks and a poodle. I just have a poptart and a Netflix.

I saw a house in Laguna Niguel and it was like a mansion. I live in a tiny apartment and I’m jealous.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Dana Point's annoying sister who thinks she's the best at everything. She also has a bunch of hills that make your legs hurt.

Dana Point is like my older brother and Laguna Niguel is like my annoying little sister. She always brags about her hills.

Laguna Niguel is Dana Point’s sister. She’s got hills that will make you want to cry.

Dana Point and Laguna Niguel are like best friends, but Laguna Niguel thinks she's better.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A city that’s mostly white and full of hills that will kill your legs. It’s also the best city in Orange County, according to everyone who lives there.

Laguna Niguel is full of hills and white people. I live there and I’m dying from all the hills.

Everyone in Laguna Niguel says it's the best city in Orange County. I don’t know why.

Laguna Niguel is the best city in Orange County. I live there and I don’t even know why.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A city in Orange County that’s probably the best, but everyone there is obsessed with being rich, working out, and looking good.

Laguna Niguel is a city in Orange County. I think it's the best, but everyone there is obsessed with being rich and looking good.

My friend says Laguna Niguel is the best city in Orange County. I think she’s just trying to impress her rich friends.

Laguna Niguel is in Orange County. It's probably the best, but I have no idea why.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A school in Laguna Niguel that’s full of rich kids who think they’re the best. If you’re new, you’re doomed. Everyone’s in friend groups and they won’t talk to you. Plus, the teachers are corrupt and take money from the rich kids.

My friend went to the school in Laguna Niguel and she says everyone is in friend groups. She was new and no one talked to her.

The school in Laguna Niguel is full of rich kids who won’t talk to you if you’re new. It’s a nightmare.

The school in Laguna Niguel is corrupt. If you’re rich, you’re fine. If you’re not, you’re doomed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago