Laguna Niguel - A city that’s so rich, it makes you feel poor just by lookin

A city that’s so rich, it makes you feel poor just by looking at it. You can’t even live near the ocean because it’s too expensive.

I tried to move to Laguna Niguel, but my rent was $4000 a month. I had to move back to the hood.

My friend’s sister moved to Laguna Niguel and now she has a Starbucks and a poodle. I just have a poptart and a Netflix.

I saw a house in Laguna Niguel and it was like a mansion. I live in a tiny apartment and I’m jealous.