Laguna Beach Bitches
They dye their hair weird colors, wear clown makeup, and think they’re royalty. They lie and backstab just to stay on top.
Text: I dyed my hair pink because I'm royalty. You’re just a peasant.
Tweet: I don’t lie, I just say things that aren’t true to make myself feel better.
DM: I’m not backstabbing you, I’m just being a good friend.